July282014
calumskiwiqueen:

"Fame has gotten to the boys heads" YAH OK.

calumskiwiqueen:

"Fame has gotten to the boys heads" YAH OK.

(via michaelstripper)

1AM

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via michaelstripper)

1AM

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

(via michaelstripper)

12AM

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(via fxckyeahemmo)

July252014

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

(via winkone82)

9PM

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

image

(via wow-a-url)

9PM
marshmallow-luke:

Why does no one talk about this

marshmallow-luke:

Why does no one talk about this

(via winkone82)

9PM
  • me: *scrolling*
  • my dad: *walks into the room and looks at the screen*
  • me: *stops scrolling* what's up
  • my dad: how come every time i come in here
  • my dad: this clown is on the screen
  • me: ...
  • my dad: who is this guy
  • my dad: why is he always there
  • me: dad ......
  • my dad: is that an eyebrow piercing
  • my dad: his hair is pink
  • my dad: what a fucking punk
  • my dad: are you dating him
  • me: dad that's michael clifford
  • my dad: that means nothing to me who the hell is michael clifford
  • my dad: does he go to your school
9PM

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via wow-a-url)

9PM
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